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Virtual Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

A Highly Networked Staff

Primordial Schmooze

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Media Darling.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"He's networking again!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.