Virtual Connection Enthusiast Mugs

Virtual Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

Primordial Schmooze

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Media Darling.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"He's networking again!"

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Slow Connection'