Virtual Class Virtuoso T-Shirts

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

An informed voter is a good voter

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Busking during a pandemic

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Writer

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"5...4...3...2..."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

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'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."