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"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Who called this meeting again?"

An informed voter is a good voter

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Coleridge'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Writer

Poetry repairman

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'