Virginia T-Shirts

Robert E. Lee: General of the Confederate Army.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Sun and the Moon step out.

Hell's Anglers

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Electric bike.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Bad Hare Day

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

An affair to remember.

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'