Viral Trendspotter Gifts

Coronavirus

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The Euro - R.I.P.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

Utility Chic.

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.