Viral Navigator Pillows

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Economy

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Science and Coronavirus

"This translation app isn't working."

The Escape Key

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Women who Read Too Much

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

Dog Book Club

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'You have a friend request.'