Viral Dreamer T-Shirts

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Painting taking root...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Geek fairies

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"