Vinyl Spinning Sage Prints

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Music in Space.

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."