Vintage Vending Lover Gifts

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Opening the Barrel