Vintage Value Celebrator Gifts

I have an analogue mind in a digital world.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Emotional Bling

Snapshots in Time

Scot holding a heart.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Wine: New and Old.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Dueling marionettes.

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

A slap-up meal.

"So those two men are getting married?"

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

Happy Anniversary

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"You're wanted on the phone, Mum. Someone asking to speak to, the man of the house."

"And they said it would never last."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop