Vintage Typewriter Enthusiast Mugs

'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.'

Bob Dylan

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Sales Secretary

The Final Chapter.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

The origins of bullet points.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

General Writing War and Peace

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Homes of the font designers

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."