Typewriter Lover Mugs

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Well, does typewriter whiteout make me invisible?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

A woman playing a keyboard

'Very good and to the point.'

Bill Bailey

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Nice graphics.'

The Escape Key

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Sales Secretary

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

The origins of bullet points.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

Bob Dylan