Typewriter Enthusiasts Mugs

"This new model can make the sound of an old typewriter."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

A woman playing a keyboard

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Escape Key

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sales Secretary

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

Bob Dylan

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Organ transport team

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

General Writing War and Peace

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."