Typewriter Enthusiasts Mugs

"This new model can make the sound of an old typewriter."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

A woman playing a keyboard

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Nice graphics.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Sales Secretary

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Bob Dylan

Organ transport team

General Writing War and Peace

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.