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Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Do you think I'm sixty?

1930's Lady.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

Purple dress

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."