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Tailcoat

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

1930's Lady.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Congratulations on the new you!

Vivienne Westwood

Purple dress

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."