Vintage Storytelling Lover T-Shirts

John and Dot

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"What did Jesus order?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'