Vintage Storytelling Lover T-Shirts

John and Dot

Cocktails on the verandah.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'