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A lady making a mistaken inference

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

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The water desk

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

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"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

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"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

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'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'