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"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

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'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

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"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

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'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'