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Grim reaper watching a dead TV report.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

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When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

The water desk

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

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'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

You're right, Jenkins. The numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'