Vintage Rock Lovers Gifts

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Old Book Smell

Neil Young

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

The Lost Tribe

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

The Beatles - Flabby Road

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Christine McVie

Button up your overcoat.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Prince

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

Chuck Berry

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Freeberg

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Ronnie Wood

A couple lie in bed