Vintage Performance Gifts

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The height of fashion in 1796

The Missing Sock Returns

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Second hand furniture.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Best before 65 million BC.

Early Colour TV

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Elvis Presley

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

The Old Time Television Channel

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Victorian Gentleman

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."