Vintage Lover On A Mission Pillows

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Ladies by the seaside

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

You had me at vintage.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Man...You age great!'

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.