Vintage Letter Sender Mugs

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

I can't smile without you...

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Literary rain

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

Duck writing love letter to hunter

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.