Nostalgic Letter Lovers Mugs

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Letter Collecting Nerd

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.