Nostalgic Mailer Mugs

Woman at mailbox hears, 'You've got junk mail.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Print Suicide

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Quill

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

'I wish you were available online.'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

They met at a Book Club.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'Good news Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Tweedledum Tears at his Hair.