Nostalgic Mailer T-Shirts

Woman at mailbox hears, 'You've got junk mail.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Quill

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

They met at a Book Club.

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

'I wish you were available online.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'Good news Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'