Vintage Letter Lover Pillows

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'