Vintage Letter Lover Pillows

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'