Old-school Letter Lover Pillows

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Literary rain

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Reading the love-letter

"We think it had something to do with love."