Letter Lover Pillows

'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Sorry about the misunderstanding. Sometimes my G's look like S's."

You're supposed to be man's best friend, but you never call and you never write!

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'When did the first two vowels appear?'

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

'Take a letter, Miss Jones.'

'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'

"We regret to inform you that your recent request for sexual congress has been denied."

Punch Initials - W

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

absolutely no capital letters beyond this point

Air Mail Only.

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

"It's from that Alastair Cooke again"

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

"Mom wants me to learn to read, write, and count sheep."

"I didn't get all that stuff after 'Dear Sir'."

Bulk mail

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

"While you were incarcerated."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"Not this time, Y"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen in "the difference between us."

Punch Initials - C

Punch Initials - M

A girl teaching a boy the alphabet

A stand-in secretary

Gentleman and the Postman

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"