Vintage Flooring Enthusiast Gifts

Little Did She Know

Demure lady with gloves

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

You had me at vintage.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Man...You age great!'

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Large print rock'n'roll section

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Historic Bank Jobs.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'