Vintage Commuter Gifts

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Running Latte

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

A white collar cow.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."