Vintage Commuter Gifts

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Running Latte

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Jungle Taxi

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

A white collar cow.