Vintage Communications Fan Pillows

Smoke S O S Signal

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

The Original Online Mom.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Charles de Gaulle

Vents, real and digital.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"