Vintage Clocks Gifts

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Time Table

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'It's my biological clock.'

"Thank you for your service."

"Portable, glows in the dark and keeps perfect time. What's not to love?"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

"Sousa's back!"

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

Time change

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

Cuckoo clock.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

I've just had a brilliant image, but with a different dog.'

Teddy organ grinder

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).