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"They certainly wouldn't fool me."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diner.

Wine Lady

Southwark Fair.

The height of fashion in 1796

Second hand furniture.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cats on Board.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sundial Time

Best before 65 million BC.

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Jerry's 'old school'.'