Vintage Artifacts Mugs

"They certainly wouldn't fool me."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diner.

Wine Lady

The height of fashion in 1796

Southwark Fair.

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Cats on Board.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rocking Horse

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Elvis Presley

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Sundial Time

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Best before 65 million BC.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'