Vintage Advice Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

1930's Lady.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Typewriters and Laptops.