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'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

Country Bumpkin.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

A bit of Newlyn.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Developers at small African village.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Toupee in a tin.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Cottage cupcakes.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Entering Clogsted.

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

Miniature removal van in miniature village

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Oast House

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Plunder Local.

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

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Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

The Nutmeg-Grater

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