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'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

A bit of Newlyn.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Developers at small African village.

Toupee in a tin.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Dow Jones

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Cottage cupcakes.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Entering Clogsted.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Oast House

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Plunder Local.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

Pond Village Store Generalists

A town in the middle ages.

The Nutmeg-Grater