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'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Prize vegetables.

I like the Jets...I guess

Country Bumpkin.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

The weight of winning gold.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.