Village Sports Enthusiast Mugs

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Prize vegetables.

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Country Bumpkin.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

The weight of winning gold.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Get the flock out of here!"