Village Life Lover Prints

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

The Nutmeg-Grater

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'I'm afraid you're stuck with it, Dwaine. A village idiot CAN'T abdicate.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Lamb Noise.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Desert Island Fantasies

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

The Scenic Route

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."