Village Life Fans Prints

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Country Bumpkin.

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"They’re real."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

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1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"That was definitely mine."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

#FAIL

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'Sheep striptease'.

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'