Village Life Fans Pillows

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

"They’re real."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Milkin' Impossible

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"That was definitely mine."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

#FAIL

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'