Village Cricketer Gifts

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Prize vegetables.

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Developers at small African village.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Cottage cupcakes.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Entering Clogsted.

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Our Village Industrial Competition.

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Plunder Local.

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

The Nutmeg-Grater

Cricketers discussing leg before wicket

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

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A town in the middle ages.

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Monument

'I'm afraid you're stuck with it, Dwaine. A village idiot CAN'T abdicate.'

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"