Vigilant Citizen T-Shirts

"Is there a problem here, senors?"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"Office of quality assurance"

Statue of Liberty

American Venn diagram

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

Street vendor selling 'Hot Buttons' for the presidential primaries.

New Jersey Crime Watch.

Young against old

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Man holding 'Freedom of the press' placard is about to fall into a manhole.

Assignment - Review School Security.

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

The Anxious School Drop Off

"Did you bring our birth certificates, photo ID, passport and citizen papers?"

Homework.

"Not being interested in politics doesn't stop politics from being interested in you."

Watching You.

'Is it bullet-proof?'