Video Game Regulator T-Shirts

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

US v.s. Tech Giants

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

World Financial Mafia

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Cool 3-D screen.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'