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"I didn't mind the two hour video of their holiday, but..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Griller highlights never gets old

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"But only during rehearsal."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

The director said 'cut'!

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Youtube ghost videos...

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'