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"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Television With Video

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Really, I'm still a beginner, but Master insists on putting clips of my piano practice on the internet: How embarrassing..."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

All of Rev.Tuttle's sermons are videotaped in case one of congregates runs for public office.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Wow, grandma. What big video surveillance files you uploaded of me on my way to your house."

The director said 'cut'!

"...And now for the local news."

We'd like to file a class action lawsuit on your behalf. People are making lots of money with videos of you and you're not getting a thing!

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

Never on Sunday

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

Music producers.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."