Video Editing Aficionado Pillows

"I didn't mind the two hour video of their holiday, but..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Which part are you reading for?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Griller highlights never gets old

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Never on Sunday

"But only during rehearsal."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

The director said 'cut'!

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."