Video Collecting Pillows

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Cautious photojournalist.

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Sounds of the opening bell: 50c. (Stock broker on holiday.)

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'Someday your prints will come.'

Blue video.

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

Sheriff: Out to Lynch