Video Call Regulars Prints

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

MLB 2020

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."