Video Call Regulars Mugs

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Zoom Rodeos

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

MLB 2020